In 1938 John Betjeman wrote a feature on ‘Gentlemen’s Follies’ for Country Life magazine. In it he noted a number of well-known follies, including the then very new tower built by Lord Berners at Faringdon, close to where Betjeman lived. He also mentioned another local folly, a tower in the village of Woolstone (then Berkshire, now Oxfordshire). So whilst the house above doesn’t look much like a folly, it does have a great folly story attached.

Betjeman described the folly as ‘a red-brick house, four storeys high, one room thick, and without a staircase’. The tale behind it is of the ‘tower of spite’ variety – according to Betjeman the builder intended to construct a house overlooking Woolstone Lodge, the squire’s garden, in the belief that ‘if his house was higher than the squires, he would be squire himself’. The builders (for there were two) soon ran out of cash and the project was abandoned.

A village history written by John Hadow in 1975 elaborates on the story. Woolstone Lodge was home to George Butler who owned the White Horse Inn (named for the chalk figure at nearby Uffington) where Alexander Noake was the tenant. Butler and Noake are said to have fallen out, and Noake began to build the tower so he and his brother William could look down on the lodge. The 1871 census records confirm that Alexander Noake was the innkeeper and also farmed 36 acres, whilst his brother William Noake was a builder.

It was presumably William Noake and his men who constructed what is now known as Tower House. There is no disputing the date it was erected for 1877 is picked out in coloured bricks, as are the brothers’ initials A.N. and W.N. Village tradition has it that the Butler family said this stood for ’A Nuisance’ and ‘Worse Nuisance’.

Butler had the last laugh as the Noakes were declared bankrupt before the tower was complete. Butler bought the ‘newly-erected three-storied dwelling house in an unfinished state’ at the liquidation sale in June 1879.

Betjeman mentioned the Tower House again in the 1949 Murray’s Guide to Berkshire which he co-edited with John Piper. Writing about Woolstone, the ‘most perfect of Berkshire villages’, Betjeman admitted that time had mellowed the brick tower, but concluded it was ‘ugly’. Nikolaus Pevsner didn’t think it worthy of a mention in his 1966 volume on Berkshire.

The tower still stands, but has lost its folly status having been extended to become a sizeable home. Much as the Folly Flâneuse admires Sir John Betjeman, she can’t agree that the building is unattractive, although it certainly stands out in a village of more conventional cottages of timber, chalk-brick and thatch. The White Horse, very much in the vernacular, is still going strong.

Tower House is a private residence, but can easily be seen from the road through the village.

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On a hilltop near the village of Hermitage, a few miles from Newbury, are the remains of an early Iron Age hillfort which became known as Grimsbury Castle. Close by is a battlemented structure, also called Grimsbury Castle, but this one only pretends to antiquity, being a diminutive sham castle built to house a gamekeeper.The two ‘fortifications’, ancient and modern, were once part of the manor of Hampstead Norris (sometimes Hamstead, sometimes Norryes). The estate was in the ownership of Sir John Gallini and his descendants from the middle of the 18th century until it was sold in 1838.

Gallini (1728-1805) has an interesting history: he arrived in England from Italy in around 1757 and worked as a dancer and choreographer. Later in life he was a well-known impresario on the London theatre scene and in 1763 he entered into the upper echelons of British society through his marriage to Lady Elizabeth Peregrine Bertie, daughter of the 3rd Earl of Abingdon. Through this union Gallini acquired an estate at Yattendon, which included the manor of Hampstead Norris.

An exact date for the construction of the lodge has not been found, but it was probably built during Sir John’s lifetime when he is known to have employed a gamekeeper (Thomas Milson was in post in 1799). He died in 1805 and it took many years for the wrangling over his estates and fortune to be settled, with trustees in control of the estate. So it seems unlikely that such a bold and expensive building would have been commissioned in that period. The ‘important Freehold estates of the Gallini family’ were eventually offered for sale in October 1838 and lot 25 included the ‘keeper’s lodge known as Grimsbury Castle surrounded by one of the best preserves for game’. The auctioneers considered the parcel of land ‘a beautiful site for a residence’.

Happily the plot was not developed, and Grimsbury Castle continued as home to a gamekeeper into the 20th century and remains a private house today. The land it stands on is protected as part of the site of the camp, a scheduled ancient monument, but the sham castle lodge is not listed.

The remains of the fort and the very picturesque Grimsbury Castles, iron age fort and 18th century folly, can easily be seen from public roads and from permissive footpaths courtesy of landowners the Eling Estate.

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